The Top Ten Boring Desk Job Access Secrets! Having a Mortgage is Awesome!

I open my Gmail account this morning, and all I've got is these monster.com mailing lists I signed up for a year ago. You know, when I had no idea what I wanted to do, so I signed up for the teacher one, the lifecoach one, etc.

These newsletters are absurd, even just in their subject lines: "Cover Letter Success Secrets!" "8 Tips For Lucky Job Seekers!" Like there's some secret to getting a good job. This makes it only that much more elusive to me. They're mystifying something that people have just done, for years and years and years.

Maybe they're just trying to make mortgage wallpaper exciting for people like me who have no interest in desk job "secrets".